Squidbillies

Krystal: How is your daddy? 
Rusty: Oh, he's good, he's good. Just got out of prison not too long ago. 
Krystal: No I'm sorry, "Who". I mean who's your daddy? 
Rusty: Uh, Early Cuyler. 
Krystal: Tall guy? 
Rusty: No. 
Krystal: Big belly? 
Rusty: No. 
Krystal: Red hair? 
Rusty: Not the one. 
Krystal: Kinda looks like Charlie Sheen? 
Rusty: Not him neither. 
Krystal: Or is Charlie Sheen? 
Rusty: No, not Charlie Sheen. 
Krystal: Is he a football team? 
Rusty: Nope. 
Krystal: Is he the groundskeeping crew for the football team? 
Rusty: No. 
Krystal: Are you sure it's not Charlie Sheen? 
Rusty: No Mama!